I love these non-sequitur literally-mostly-correct-but-conceptually-totally-wrong translations of aphorisms and titles. One of my faves: in a Spanish-speaking

I love these non-sequitur literally-mostly-correct-but-conceptually-totally-wrong translations of aphorisms and titles. One of my faves: in a Spanish-speaking country, an Ernest Hemingway book published (legal status unknown) in English, titled "Goodbye to the Weapons". Another: from a customer service rep in Southeast Asia: "If I am in your shoe..."