I keep waiting for one of these stories where the journalist writes, "We tried contacting a labor economist for their take on this trend, but they all quit." Or

I keep waiting for one of these stories where the journalist writes, "We tried contacting a labor economist for their take on this trend, but they all quit." Or even better, "Editor's note: we assigned this story on people quitting dead end jobs to our journalist, but he quit before he finished it."