I just want our intelligence agencies to kick out a website so we can use them as a taxpayer-funded backup service for personal information. Me: "Hey, CIA? My

I just want our intelligence agencies to kick out a website so we can use them as a taxpayer-funded backup service for personal information. Me: "Hey, CIA? My ex-girlfriend once sent me a message about her favorite Indian restaurant. I'd really like to try it, but deleted all of our messages like five years ago." CIA: "Got you fam. It's actually Nepalese..."