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Not our military, not foreign country, and not aliens. That leaves…ourselves in a different time/dimension?

• jfoutz 5y ago
  That really angry guy with the offices under a volcano. They've got lots of security in slick looking outfits. Might also be a couple of mice, you know, the one with the gigantic head.
• throwaway316943 5y ago
  The leaked info is that there is no evidence for or against it being aliens and that it is not a domestic asset. I don’t think foreign assets have been completely ruled out but we’d better hope that’s not the explanation.
• krapp 5y ago
  Elves. It has to be elves. The collective belief of Flat Earthers made it possible for them to return from the Undying Lands, but now they have a space fleet.
• slipframe 5y ago
  > Not our military, not foreign country, and not aliens. That leaves… A prototype jet owned by Lockheed and flown by a civilian test pilot. That could be called "not our military" without lying. A weather balloon launched by some civilian agency could also be "not our military."
• mindcrime 5y ago
  I suppose Silurians of some sort, hidden deep underground or under the oceans, might not exactly count as "aliens". So maybe that?