You know.. I call people their nicknames and preferred pronouns. But... I have a name like David Goldsmith - common first name, two common syllable last name.

You know.. I call people their nicknames and preferred pronouns. But... I have a name like David Goldsmith - common first name, two common syllable last name. People call me Dave, David, Davy, Goldsmith, and this one Indian coworker of mine always seems to call me Goldsith, which I think is cool because star wars, but also like wtf dude, you're missing the same letter every time. The point is though, I don't really care what people call me. People call me a dozen different things nowadays. The last time I got bothered about what somebody was calling me, I was 12 and it was "Davy dumbsmith".