Bro, as a minor official in the Democratic Party, let me reassure you that we are nowhere near organized enough to behave like tyrants. We spend more energy squ

Bro, as a minor official in the Democratic Party, let me reassure you that we are nowhere near organized enough to behave like tyrants. We spend more energy squabbling with each other to ever bother with our Liberal Zionist Master Plan, which doesn’t even exist. We can’t even agree on whether to build more housing, as our bleeding hearts can’t choose between the homeless and the spotted owls. The fact that we’re governing is more of a sign of the complete shambles of a Republican Party than anything else.