Slack is our natural born right. --- > Church members seek to acquire Slack and believe it will allow them the free, comfortable life (without hard work or re

Slack is our natural born right. --- > Church members seek to acquire Slack and believe it will allow them the free, comfortable life (without hard work or responsibility) they claim as an entitlement. > Sex and the avoidance of work are taught as two key ways to gain Slack. > Davidoff believes that Slack is "the ability to effortlessly achieve your goals". Cusack states that the Church's description of Slack as ineffable recalls the way that Tao is described, and Kirby calls Slack a "unique magical system". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius#Conspiracy_and_%22Slack%22 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius#Conspi... --- > Unlike those Christians and their tirades about Original Sin, The Church teaches us that all of us, humans and SubGenii alike, are born with Original Slack. As part of their mission to suppress and subjugate the SubGenii, The Conspiracy starts stealing your Slack from the day you are born. https://subgenius.fandom.com/wiki/Slack https://subgenius.fandom.com/wiki/Slack