I was going to suggest "Foot Heads Arms Body", but that one is apparently a myth. Despite considerable interest in the headline and a widespread belief that it

I was going to suggest "Foot Heads Arms Body", but that one is apparently a myth. Despite considerable interest in the headline and a widespread belief that it actually ran, mentions of it seem to be universally vague about the particular appointment (which would at least tell us that there was an actual event about which to run an article) and nobody has produced the article itself.