What's next, a kettlebell bolted to the floor until I agree to a monthly subscription? I can't imagine paying this much money to _just_ run. Okay, run and have

What's next, a kettlebell bolted to the floor until I agree to a monthly subscription? I can't imagine paying this much money to _just_ run. Okay, run and have someone encourage me. I get that they're successful, and lots of people seem to want a treadmill or bike that doesn't move, but I don't personally understand it. I'm starting to feel old fashioned with my workout technology, shoes and shorts.