My immediate thought on reading the first paragraph is, "this is like Time Cube if it actually made complete sense under the word salad." It's really, honestly

My immediate thought on reading the first paragraph is, "this is like Time Cube if it actually made complete sense under the word salad." It's really, honestly rather obnoxiously, obtuse, but I get what they are getting at. It feels like when academic ML papers use the abstract to try to boozle and astound the reader with tons of jargon, because we all know a paper wins more Academia Points (TM) the more they can make other smart people feel dumb.