Show HN: AntiPerfume – Organic Social Distancing

While vacationing in Puerto Rico I discovered a new organic non-GMO and Free Trade formula to promote social distancing. This may be generated in two ways (a) the lack of showing and may be facilitated with physical exertion or (b) using wipes from someone that has organically incubated the perfume from scenario (a). This natural perfume exudes the body to create a radius of discomfort for those in the proximity, the distance of which may be controlled by the duration of the incubation period and can reach up to six feet. My thoughts are to package and sell this with distribution to major retailers