While scientifically-minded folks are excited for a new object of study, or simply something awesome in the night sky - I can't wait until I see the first dooms

While scientifically-minded folks are excited for a new object of study, or simply something awesome in the night sky - I can't wait until I see the first doomsday predictions by people with a different mindset... In a way it is also an object of study for those world views ;)