And yet the strategy most ORMs take is the common denominator where you have no idea if it'll actually use RETURNING or fire off a completely separate query wit

And yet the strategy most ORMs take is the common denominator where you have no idea if it'll actually use RETURNING or fire off a completely separate query with a potential race condition because SELECTs go to the read-only replica. (Ask me how I know about this kind of problem with ORMs.)