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This, a thousand times. I have a standard bit of lorem-ipsum-style content for this situation (whose origin I have forgotten and cannot credit, lo siento):

This, a thousand times. I have a standard bit of lorem-ipsum-style content for this situation (whose origin I have forgotten and cannot credit, lo siento): This is a test. This is only a test. Had this been a real emergency, we would have fled and you would not have been informed.

fy20 5y ago
To be honest things like that may sound funny to you, but it's easy to take things the wrong way. I'd leave out the last sentence.