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> It's illegal for us non-corporate types to bribe cops. It's not a bribe if you don't ask for anything in return.

• sneak 5y ago
  That means I've never bribed a cop, then. :)
• slipframe 5y ago
  So it's not a bribe if I hand the cop a folded twenty under my drivers license, and don't say a word?
  • bdowling 5y ago
    Asking for something in return can be inferred by behavior.