I'm not actually sure if this is in jest, but for the unaware, "Thousand-year" eggs do exist, but are not actually that old. They are fermented for a few weeks/

I'm not actually sure if this is in jest, but for the unaware, "Thousand-year" eggs do exist, but are not actually that old. They are fermented for a few weeks/months. *Relevant info: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Century_egg https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Century_egg