It would be hilarious if every patent-holding individual sued a non-practicing entity for infringement. Ideally they would do it simultaneously in every conceiv

It would be hilarious if every patent-holding individual sued a non-practicing entity for infringement. Ideally they would do it simultaneously in every conceivable venue, nationwide. Call it "Patent Month". Make it an annual ritual, a coming out party for freshly minted IP attorneys to cut their teeth. But seriously, what a shame. Can you imagine if calculus was patented and made artificially scarce to enrich someone? How much poorer would the world be?