This is so hilariously inaccurate it's not worth anyone's time to sit down and debunk it. You sound like someone who sold all his BTC in 2012 and bought a 2nd

This is so hilariously inaccurate it's not worth anyone's time to sit down and debunk it. You sound like someone who sold all his BTC in 2012 and bought a 2nd hand Honda Civic with the proceeds, thinking you'd beaten the system.