Speaking of "needing firefighters", my CPU needed one after visiting the author's current employer - something about that giant pile of JS-scroll-jank made my (

Speaking of "needing firefighters", my CPU needed one after visiting the author's current employer - something about that giant pile of JS-scroll-jank made my (outdated) Safari 11 try to allocate 25GB+ of RAM and consume every available CPU. All to make a fake scrollbar that doesn't accelerate right, and some "cute" animations.