My wife read this to me 20 minutes ago. I kept waiting for the punchline. I was impressed with how straight faced she denied there was one. All the time my Dad

My wife read this to me 20 minutes ago. I kept waiting for the punchline. I was impressed with how straight faced she denied there was one. All the time my Dad humor brain is screaming "think fast think fast, what pun can you do with Jonah?" Coming up short AND finding there was no punchline was actually kind of a let down.