I worked for a megacorp and made friends with a guy who worked in the underground data centers at HQ. He'd end up with spare equipment and ask I wanted it to pl

I worked for a megacorp and made friends with a guy who worked in the underground data centers at HQ. He'd end up with spare equipment and ask I wanted it to play with. He once offered me (with no witnesses) a check writing machine that was still loaded with a spool of thousands of blank corporate checks. Knowing what would be considered a rounding error with the billing & accounting systems there, I probably could have made off with a fair amount of loot. It still surprises me to this day that he didn't really realize what he had and what it could do, but then again he didn't get a lot of sunlight, so...