I can see a whole line of bean and nose t-shirts: "It's simply a beans-and-noses situation" "Are you enjoying your nasal-based legume implantation experience?"

I can see a whole line of bean and nose t-shirts: "It's simply a beans-and-noses situation" "Are you enjoying your nasal-based legume implantation experience?" "And so the bean starts its wayward journey" PS. Brilliant article - what a great way of putting things.