If only something like this was real... or there was some other way of correcting the general butchering of the English language that occurs. Maybe there shoul

If only something like this was real... or there was some other way of correcting the general butchering of the English language that occurs. Maybe there should be some sort of law that requires everyone where some sort of modified electric dog collar so that every time someone types in "lol, wut r u sayin" - they get 10,000 volts. This kind of technology should probably also apply to trolls, spammers and politicians.