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Lowkey status reports are the norm now :) "some users may experience degraded service" => site completely down for all locations
by superzamp 5y ago
Lowkey status reports are the norm now :)
"some users may experience degraded service" => site completely down for all locations
- sdflhasjd 5y agoI fully expect that if I find a "major outage" on Slack's status page that it could only mean the outbreak of nuclear war.
- TheDauthi 5y ago"Some users may experience brief service disruption."
- tommica 5y ago"By the account of them and us being completely vaporized"
- jconnop 5y agoI was going to link the appropriate XKCD where organised attackers are panicing as they realise they're dealing with a sysadmin muttering about uptime.. .. but of course XKCD is down too. e: https://xkcd.com/705/ https://xkcd.com/705/
- perryizgr8 5y ago"Only the last couple seconds of their lives."
- weird-eye-issue 5y agoWell to be fair some users were not accessing the site at that time
- meowface 5y ago"We're investigating reports of intermittent connectivity issues" => transatlantic cables cut, WWIII imminent
- spoonalious 5y agoOr the AWS typical status of ‘seeing increased error rates on the API’ = us-east-1 is dead
- maccard 5y agoAt least that's accurate. "Degraded performance" would imply to me that things are functional, but slow. increased error rates can be anything from "try again" to ":shrug:"
- strictfp 5y agoYeah, that's my experience as well. I thought it meant "we have no idea what's going on" though.