I always thought it would be fun, if one had enough pull, to get a Letter of Marque and Reprisal issued to oneself snuck onto one of the giant omnibus bills tha

I always thought it would be fun, if one had enough pull, to get a Letter of Marque and Reprisal issued to oneself snuck onto one of the giant omnibus bills that nobody in the Congress reads in its entirety before voting on it. It could easily be interpreted to cover cyberprivateering.