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I'll tell you the tale of Fred Figgers, The baby was found by trash diggers, He just wasn't wanted, The kids often taunted, But his confidence only grew bigger.
by decremental 5y ago
I'll tell you the tale of Fred Figgers,
The baby was found by trash diggers,
He just wasn't wanted,
The kids often taunted,
But his confidence only grew bigger.
I have too much time on my hands.
- Igelau 5y agoI must admit, the fact that you were able to spin this limerick without resorting to using that word is admirable.
- decremental 5y agoI couldn't get "Voldemort" to rhyme.
- humanproxy 5y agoI thought that Limerick poems have to start with a reference to a place or town. The name Limerick the eponymous origin for the style. Essential to traditional Limerick poetry is also a unfortunate or humerous last line. I don't know why I have no idea what is the unrepeatable word omitted and then cause by omission for praise, but it would be in classic Limerick form to use it at the end where it remains unspoken for effect and publishing eligibility.
- Igelau 5y agoA commenter named decremental And to Hacker News he sent all His very best rhymes And wasted their times The downvoters thought he was mental
- tclancy 5y agoTake some of that time and think on how well it is you can laugh about such a thing and find it so light and airy a topic you don’t feel bad considering the circumstances that would lead to someone putting anyone’s child in a Dumpster.
- decremental 5y agoAre you suggesting that I should feel bad for the person who threw a baby away in the trash? The circumstances surrounding an act that heinous is that the person was an absolute monster. There are so many other options than literally throwing away a baby. Jesus Christ.