I honestly LMAOed at this opportunistic-albeit-a-bit-late, corporate consumerism hype masquerading as "news" for something that comes across as snake oil or asp

I honestly LMAOed at this opportunistic-albeit-a-bit-late, corporate consumerism hype masquerading as "news" for something that comes across as snake oil or aspirationally-functional (no pun intended). I'll stick with a Blueair Classic 680i and vaccines, thanks.