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I'll help fake cough walking around. This helps you be more cautious and careful (e.g. I'm saving your life here). Companies may get complain and let people wo
by ergocoder 5y ago
I'll help fake cough walking around.
This helps you be more cautious and careful (e.g. I'm saving your life here). Companies may get complain and let people work from home. It's a win for me and for you.
Apple employees: when Tim Cook is around, just fake a cough politely.
- dkjaudyeqooe 5y agoFor extra points, bite on a fake blood capsule beforehand.
- ergocoder 5y agoJust say out loud "why can't I taste anything?" No need to invest in a blood capsule. Even with vaccine, there is 1-2% to contract covid. Even you can't die, you will still be scared to give it to your kids.
- TheGigaChad 5y agoAre you braindamaged?
- dkjaudyeqooe 5y agoFrom reports, even if you catch it, the vaccine will attenuate the virus enough so that it's unlikely that you'll have a sufficient viral load to spread it to others.
- ergocoder 5y agoThe keyword is "unlikely". No matter how low the risk is, most people wouldn't gamble their kids' lives over "commute to office". Please help me cough.