Oh I mean, my bike can spray fart spray too. I've had 2 bikes stolen before, and wished they doused their thieves in fart spray. What's in it for you? Thieves f

Oh I mean, my bike can spray fart spray too. I've had 2 bikes stolen before, and wished they doused their thieves in fart spray. What's in it for you? Thieves fear fart spray and stop stealing stuff, and they'll also stop stealing whatever other assets you have or plan to have.