That is some amazingly selective memory corruption, homeboy. How whack is it that it is causing neither widespread segfaults nor widespread reports of creeping

That is some amazingly selective memory corruption, homeboy. How whack is it that it is causing neither widespread segfaults nor widespread reports of creeping data corruption despite these VMs having logged billions of hours of CPU time in production all over the planet, dawg? And yo check this: maybe this "fatal flaw" is actually just an edge case bug that isn't cropping up much in practice. Fo'shizzle! And maybe we can drop the ridiculously asinine slang and douchey bravado, "bro".