Project Obvious Idioms ended in utter failure when the haystacks were lost, creating a conundrum of Biblical proportions. Who thought it would be a great, time

Project Obvious Idioms ended in utter failure when the haystacks were lost, creating a conundrum of Biblical proportions. Who thought it would be a great, timeless idea to dump a bunch of copper wire strands at 3.5 Mm? Oh, it was that pinhead: Walter E. Morrow. Thanks for that military-industrial complex contribution to littering. Let's stick a Tesla, Lego, and some dead people in space while we're at it. We did that already too? Why don't you tell me these things? Throw me a frickin bone here, people. Maybe we should think carefully about permanent space garbage or space sunshades before rolling with what seems like a brilliant technical solution?