How about planting trees? You buy land, plant 50-100 trees and in a mere 10 years or so you get to walk through your own little forest. You might argue that's

How about planting trees? You buy land, plant 50-100 trees and in a mere 10 years or so you get to walk through your own little forest. You might argue that's a useless waste of money and time, but when people are spending $500k+ on NFTs, I don't think that argument works. If anything, with the price of timber at the moment, this seems like a solid 40y investment. 100 2×4s in a 40 year tree, $100k payout on 100 trees (before costs or subsidies and warm fuzzies). Let's put this proof-of-nonsense "currency" stuff behind us.