Read it for entertainment purposes only and it becomes... better. Along with the data processing framework, Doug Cutting also included a fault tolerant, replic

Read it for entertainment purposes only and it becomes... better. Along with the data processing framework, Doug Cutting also included a fault tolerant, replicated, distributed file system with Hadoop just because fuck you. -- I laughed! Also, it makes fun of Ruby so another point for it. It's unlikely this article is accurate or really serves any purpose whatsoever other than immature linkbaity sort of content, but that's fine with me because I never put it in the category of "real journalism."