Extending COBOL with Brainfuck is wonderfully twisted, but you know what I want? A Brainfuck-to-COBOL interpreter implemented as a Turing Machine. Now, there'

Extending COBOL with Brainfuck is wonderfully twisted, but you know what I want? A Brainfuck-to-COBOL interpreter implemented as a Turing Machine. Now, there's a nice weekend project for somebody....