"Newgrads were trained in hadoop. New tools were Hadoop first. New research was all hadoop." Reminds me of a job about four years ago: New hire, right out of c

"Newgrads were trained in hadoop. New tools were Hadoop first. New research was all hadoop." Reminds me of a job about four years ago: New hire, right out of college, "I studied Java". Surprise! Your team is PHP! Now learn that without any help from your team leader or we're gonna fire you. And they did. Poor kid.