It’s a top secret agreement between the US military and the lizard people: In order for a navy ship to be eligible for an alien visit, all the crew members have

It’s a top secret agreement between the US military and the lizard people: In order for a navy ship to be eligible for an alien visit, all the crew members have to ditch their smartphones, and, if they do take any video on a flip phone, they agree to shake their arms while filming. Also according to the breathless film maker Jeremy Corbell, FLIR data can only be released to the public as grainy hand shaking video of FLIR screens shot over someone’s shoulder, I guess because the data is in a “special” format and programmers who are able to figure out how to parse special data formats do not actually exist. /s