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Now we just need Spotify to hide play counts... These have a terrible effect on artists.

• 72deluxe 5y ago
  Yes, and also need to hide the speedometer in cars because my mother-in-law drives incredibly slowly and being a passenger has a negative effect on my mental health. We also need to abolish the "top apps" features in the various app stores because my apps didn't sell well and it had a terrible effect on me. We also need to ensure that everyone in the Formula 1 finishes at the same time, holding hands, because the "losers" at the end didn't win and they felt bad.... Where does the madness end?? It turns out that life is unfair - who knew?!
  • comfyinnernet 5y ago
    I thought I'd seen bad analogies before, but I had no idea what was possible.
    • 72deluxe 5y ago
      Haha thank you! That genuinely made me laugh haha You are right - they are terrible analogies, and I am proud of them.
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