The article was so-so, but these are worth the price of admission: - The system works because Chuck Norris tells it to work - Chuck Norris doesn't need a test

The article was so-so, but these are worth the price of admission: - The system works because Chuck Norris tells it to work - Chuck Norris doesn't need a test suite. The test suite needs Chuck Norris. - CPUs run faster to get away from Chuck Norris - Chuck Norris normalizes all schema just by inserting random data - Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors - Packets travel faster than the speed of light for Chuck Norris, but he can still catch them - Chuck Norris has Internet 3 - Check Norris can parse invalid XML - Chuck Norris can break Moore's Law - Chuck Norris's brain is his revision control, and it works better than git