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Walk more. Eat less meat. Live a more spartan life. Consume more porn and have less actual sex. (Because sex leads to babies. Duh.) Someone should start a r
by DoreenMichele 5y ago
Walk more.
Eat less meat.
Live a more spartan life.
Consume more porn and have less actual sex. (Because sex leads to babies. Duh.)
Someone should start a religion around those tenets. This stuff is not hard, you just have to apparently con people into living right or some nonsense.
- watwut 5y ago> Live a more spartan life. You mean, beat up whoever is weaker then you and take kids out of families to indoctrinate them into violent dictatorship body? Have them kill slave as rite of passage? Could not resist, was reading about sparta lately.
- achillesheels 5y agoComments like yours make me thankful I am American so I am given the liberty to defend my life (and I will pass on the porn and have more sex, thanks.)
- ativzzz 5y agoYou should probably listen to him and walk more since you're much more likely to die of heart disease than you are from anyone trying to take your life.
- achillesheels 5y agoHow much do you squat brah?
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