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I can only see the image of a man they call Cat Driver, the bane of rats. His pack of ferocious felines, about three score, their leashes bound in his callous h
by dmos62 5y ago
I can only see the image of a man they call Cat Driver, the bane of rats. His pack of ferocious felines, about three score, their leashes bound in his callous hands, trained in the deadly art of Ea'tin A'Ra-t, they track and murder every poor beady-eyed non-soul unfortunate enough to be within a league of a nose.
- jrockway 5y agoThen when we're overrun by the cats, we'll unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes to keep their population in check. Then when we're overrun by snakes, we have a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat. https://youtu.be/3f5viRoaZNw?t=89 https://youtu.be/3f5viRoaZNw?t=89
- ashtonkem 5y agoFun fact, professional rat hunters tend to prefer Dachshunds over cats; they’re easier to train and will hunt on command rather than whim. It’s no good to bring cats only to watch them start murdering pigeons, or take a nap.
- dirkt 5y agoJust use a magic pipe. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pied_Piper_of_Hamelin https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pied_Piper_of_Hamelin: The legend dates back to the Middle Ages, the earliest references describing a piper, dressed in multicolored ("pied") clothing, who was a rat-catcher hired by the town to lure rats away with his magic pipe. When the citizens refuse to pay for this service as promised, he retaliates by using his instrument's magical power on their children, leading them away as he had the rats.