A definition, or a product photo, even a link to rare backstock bar ends on eBay wouldn't hurt anyone. What would hurt me most would be if, to make it approach

A definition, or a product photo, even a link to rare backstock bar ends on eBay wouldn't hurt anyone. What would hurt me most would be if, to make it approachable, the first two paragraphs were a short description of breakfast and their disappointing ringtone, a character sketch of the person who just-now-texted which reminded the author that they had asked to borrow a wrench, that the author had to use to repeatedly tighten a left bar-end that would slip after any real use, then dramatically flex their wrist and continue on with the entire essay while still not once defining bar-end.