Westerner: "Did you see that drug bust in Shanghai China yesterday? Two pounds of marijuana!". Chinese National: "Yes. I hear they received 2 days." Westerner

Westerner: "Did you see that drug bust in Shanghai China yesterday? Two pounds of marijuana!". Chinese National: "Yes. I hear they received 2 days." Westerner: "2 days! That isn't that bad. You can do a lot more time in the states -- well at least in Texas. It's legal now on the entire west coast." Chinese National: "No. No. 2 days to live."