Every Oracle Pro*C application that I could find, I have rewritten as #/bin/php -f. Good riddance to bad rubbish. I also just trashed an extremely repugnant PD

Every Oracle Pro*C application that I could find, I have rewritten as #/bin/php -f. Good riddance to bad rubbish. I also just trashed an extremely repugnant PDF template processor, first with fpdf.org, then with tcpdf.org - far from perfect, but improvement a thousand fold. Exaggerate, you say? Can I interest you in COBOL on my VAX (I'm not kidding)? Or perhaps (is this is too new-fangled) assembler under EXEC-8 on OS2200? I do like the PHP solutions very much, and yes, I work in a museum.