You nailed it. There are a good number of legitimate uses and legitimate users for these vehicles (I know a lot of legitimate users), but the vast majority of

You nailed it. There are a good number of legitimate uses and legitimate users for these vehicles (I know a lot of legitimate users), but the vast majority of the giant vehicles on the road have only 1 visible occupant and no visible cargo. And although I am doubtless projecting, I can't help but envision a fresh hot latte in their cupholder, which the driver is on their way back from procuring.