For anyone who appreciates 1980s British comedy, there's a sketch by Ronnie Barker about the joys of British Rail. "I told BR to be off. Then they offered me £

For anyone who appreciates 1980s British comedy, there's a sketch by Ronnie Barker about the joys of British Rail. "I told BR to be off. Then they offered me £1000. I said I'm not a man who can be bought. Then they offered me £2000. Good evening." "We're going to replace the existing fare structure, with a very unfair structure" "British Rail intend to maintain our standards. But now for the good news!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV2lmSDKvO8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV2lmSDKvO8