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Involuntary poors are a huge threat to our society. They lack morals, discipline and intelligence because if they didn't they would have pulled themselves up th
by im3w1l 5y ago
Involuntary poors are a huge threat to our society. They lack morals, discipline and intelligence because if they didn't they would have pulled themselves up their own bootstraps already. They are never more than one step from petty crime, and never more than two from snapping and going berserk on the people around them.
When some inpoo walk by me with their smelly ragged clothes or poo on some SF street (seriously, it's so common it's basically a trope???) I instinctively watch my back and clutch my pearl necklace firmly because I know they are just waiting for an opportunity to steal it (I managed to get a good deal, when it was on sale for at $18999 at Tiffany's, and it looks so sparkly and amazing. I always get a lot of compliments for it!).
But anyway the point I'm trying to make is that the inpoos are a menace and a threat to our dear city, and they should be driven out by ensuring high quality environmentally friendly housing that they can't afford, by taking down their tents and upgrading benches to those new ones you can't sleep on. And the police need to keep them under constant surveillance. It's not enough but it's a start at least.
- the_only_law 5y agoThe sad part is I am actually having trouble distinguishing if this is a joke or not. EDIT: yeah it probably is, the “bootstraps” quip, pearl clutching joke (followings by the price point bragging), the poke at the benches and mostly the joke about building unaffordable housing give it away, but there’s enough in their not to far away from serious suggestions I’ve read.