Except that it has all of the ergonomics of mid-2000s PHP and MySQL. Hah, this comment from a discussion here in 2017 also explicitly compares it to PHP of that

Except that it has all of the ergonomics of mid-2000s PHP and MySQL. Hah, this comment from a discussion here in 2017 also explicitly compares it to PHP of that era :) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=14691212 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=14691212