There's the old story about a supply teacher coming in to teach a reception class in a Lake District primary school for the morning. The teacher decides to do

There's the old story about a supply teacher coming in to teach a reception class in a Lake District primary school for the morning. The teacher decides to do some literacy work and points to a picture of a sheep on the wall. "Now, class, can anyone tell me what this is? It begins with 'S'." Silence from the class. "Anyone? Maybe you've seen them in the fields?" Still nothing. She decides to work with one particular kid who looks quite exercised by the whole thing. "Maisie, have you ever seen one of these before?" Maisie replies exasperatedly: "But miss, Herdwick begins with a H!"