I would try to school you on everything that makes the bay area great, but let’s face it, hacker newsies are a group of republitareans who move there purely in

I would try to school you on everything that makes the bay area great, but let’s face it, hacker newsies are a group of republitareans who move there purely in a cargo culting effort to win the dot com lottery. For every complaint you have, I’ve had 1,000 magical experiences you could never appreciate. Please, i want everyone to be happy, and for most techies, you would be happier in Texas, New York or Florida.