I've always joked about this happening (the old joke about the boy with the golden screw in his navel) and now, through the miracle of science, it has become re

I've always joked about this happening (the old joke about the boy with the golden screw in his navel) and now, through the miracle of science, it has become reality. "Now I am become Shiva, the destroyer of butts." is what first occurred to me. Butt perhaps I should look on the brighter side of things.